Celebrate Your Mother

Celebrate your mother

You'd celebrate your father if he's sleeping

with your sisters and your brother and your mother

But you're always late so today celebrate

So celebrate your mother

You celebrate with Mary Jane and Billy

Uncle Charlie and the others

Cause you lost it bad

How you feeling now

You're sniffin' drinkin' poppin' pissin'

'Cause your think it's rock n' roll

I said you lost it bad

How you feeling now

When you celebrate today

Celebrate

So celebrate your mother

You'd celebrate your father if he's sleeping

with your sisters and your brother and your mother

But you're always late so today celebrate

It's coming for your mother

Human soul consumin' roarin'

All the rabid mouths are foamin' for your mother

And like a birthday boy

You've got to do it well

Saw you once and I had to get up again

Saw you once and I just partied my friend

Because a man never lost, I wanna live forever

No, a man never got lost down in the cellar

Saw you once and I had to get up again

Saw you once and I just partied my friend

Because a man never lost, I wanna live forever

No, a man never got lost down... Come on!

I want to **** your mother!

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it well

And please don't tell your father

'Cause I'll **** him as well

I know that you are the best in the world

You say you're drinkin' poppin', pissin'

'Cause you think it's rock n' roll

I know that you are the best in the world

When you celebrate today

Celebrate it all