【恶搞】女中音的悲哀-升调嘲讽版(Cover Selena)

歌词
改词/唱:御皇七
后期:后期大娘李狗蛋
这些歌开始都挺正常
these songs always start out just fine
一个高音都听不到
not a high note to be heard
你觉得你能唱好整首?
you think that you're gonna sound good
相信我吧这才主歌呢尼玛
but,trust me, this is just the verse
你在低音区比别的妹子都凶残啊!
you've got the power behind low notes most girls can't
她们试过多少次低音都尼玛下不去啊!
pull of so well, heaven know they try..
不过别太得意
but don't get over confident
你知道迪斯尼的歌有多蛇精病的
you know how damn disney songs wind up
他们开低走高的啊!!!
they open low and finish high
尼玛 开始变高了
oh god it's getting high
欸等等 好像还好
oh wait it's okay
钢琴别停!
the piano plays away
我能用温柔的假音搞定这段
i can use my soft head voice for this part
好像比我想的要好听QAQ
i don't sound as bad as I thought
噢耶我要唱完!
let the song roll on
老娘的音域妥妥的没问题
My range doesn't bother me anyway
我为毛会这么想
“这歌一点都不难啊~”
it's funny how I'm thinking
好吧是不是我想太多QAQ
“it's surly ain't that hard”
尼玛这对我来说是小case拉!
though I used to be self conscious
是时候看姐姐多凶残了!
it's not the case anymore
老娘没有极限[我应该不会失败吧QAQ
it's time to see what i can do
哪有什么事不可能 干翻它!!
no limitations let's hope this doesn't fall through
我是女中音我来了噢啦噢啦噢啦啦~~
it's clearly not impossible,screw it!
高音我就不信飚不上去
here i go an alto
虽然我不知道
tryna sing these notes so high
我干嘛这么整自己卧槽
but although i didn't know
尼玛我又变回没力的假声了不高兴
**** why did i give this a try?
我能就唱到这卡咩QAQ
**** i'm back in this crappy head voice
咳嗽QAQ
please can i stop now
我们这里可以卡了么!
艾玛完蛋到衔接部分了
coughing...
卧槽又高了
seriously can we stop now
谁让我唱这歌的尼玛
oh no it's come to the bridge that can't be good news
次奥嗓子紧得什么似的QAQ
it's getting about as high as i can go dear god whose
尼玛我不玩了!
idea was it to even let me attempt this
尼玛我只能唱这么高了!
I'm straining so damn hard i'm ****ed from here on out
我嗓子都干了!
**** this **** so done with it
我破音了会哭给你看的!!!
these are notes i just can't hit
卧槽我唱不了这个迪斯尼狗shi歌
before my throat goes dry
干 不唱了!!
my voice will crack and then i'll cry
这样老娘的音域就没有问题了噢耶
I can't do this disney bull****
开玩笑拉这种高音分分钟好吗!
**** you all i quit!
my range doesn't bothered me anyway
i'm kidding, I can hit higher notes
卧槽又高了尼玛
[看我的嘲讽脸!]
这又是谁的主意?![你自己的,为何装逼!]
[升调~!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
好吧我现在嗓子真的有点紧[才怪高冷的呵呵]
[放大招了啊非战斗人员退散啊!!!]
我能唱这玩意的!
这些音我还能唱啊!!!
it's getting about as high as i can go dear god whose
在我的嗓子干掉之前
idea was it to even let me attempt this
这种高音hold住没问题
I'm straining so damn hard i'm ****ed from here on out
这种迪斯尼破歌我还不搞不定?!
**** this **** i can do this ……%#¥
你们老娘唱high了
these are notes I still can hit
姐姐的音域从来就没有问题过
before my throat goes dry
my voice still can get this high
i can do this disney bull****
**** you all I'm high ……%@¥
my range never bothered me anyway
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3.民国二十二年的化妆舞会(Cover 眼鏡をはずす夜)
4.逆世成局(Cover Mario)
5.【恶搞】女中音的悲哀-升调嘲讽版(Cover Selena)
6.斯鹿有灵(Cover 小爱的妈)
7.aLIEz(Cover mizuki)
8.小幸运(Cover 田馥甄)
9.阿楚姑娘(Cover 袁娅维)
10.心剑游龙(Cover 冥月)
11.Listen(Cover Beyoncé)
12.The Fox(Cover Ylvis)
13.我以为你应该以为我应该喜欢你(Cover 喜帖街)
14.all by myself(Cover celine dion)
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