The Waitress

I have to clear your table

I wipe it

It's right to keep it clean so

I clean yes ---

I clean do you clean? yes ---

I clean it

I have to empty ash trays so

I empty them it's right to keep them clean so

I clean yes ---

I clean I'm the queen of the clean ...and

I'd probably be famous now if

I wasn't such a good waitress...

I am a drag at parties cuz it upsets me to see so many empties and

I have to pick them up or

I have to go home ...but sometimes

I have nightmares and the ashtrays are filling up and

I can't find my section and the bottles are flying through the air like crazy autumn leaves and

I can't find my section

I lost my section

I lost my section

I can't find it somebody help me please

I am in quicksand

I am in mud to my knees help me... aaagghhh...

I have to clear your table excuse me it's right to keep it clean so

I clean yes ---

I clean do you clean? yes ---

I clean it

I have to know the regulars well ---

I don't have to but

I like to know their names and

I know them even better when they're nice to me ... and

I'd probably be famous now if

I wasn't such a good waitress...