Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver -Primus

Wynonas got herself a big brown beaver

And she shows it off to all her friends

One day you know

That beaver tried to leave her

So she caged him up with cyclone fence

Along came Lou with the old baboon

And said recognize that smell

Smells like seven layers

That beaver eats taco bell

Now Rex he was a texan out of new orleans

And he travelled with the carnival shows

He ran bumper cars sucked cheap cigars

And he candied up his nose

He got wind of the big brown beaver

So he though hed take himself a peek

But the beaver was quick

And grabbed him by the kiwis

Now he ain't pissed for a week

And a half

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver

And she stuck him up in the air

Said I sure do love this big brown beaver

And I wish I did have a pair

Now the beaver onces slept for seven days

And it gave us all an awful fright

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch

And the bastard tried to bite me

Wynona loved her big brown beaver

And she stroked him all the time

She pricked her finger one day and it

Occurred to her she might have a porcupine