Happy Birthday

Never have I been made

To feel less doubtful

And never have I been made

Less cynical

'Cause I haven't been too brave

I'm mostly frightened

But I never thought that there

Would come a day

Well I hope that your song's

Not the boys of summer

Just because you were both born on that day

And half-Jewish boys

Make kickass drummers

But if you need lessons

I'll have to play

And I hope that your friends

Are true and funny

And your girlfriends are sweet

And wear tight pants

And after your heart is gently broken

I hope that you get

A second chance

Just let some air in

Just turn on some lights

Just make some room inside

Never have I been made

To feel less heavy

Never have I been made

Less cynical

'Cause I haven't been too kind

And I'm forgiven

But I never thought that there

Would come a day