I Wet Myself

It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet straight up my nose

It was a joke

It made me laugh

And then I realised-

No! Oh yeah

I felt I really had to go

Before embarrassment was a fact

I could have killed, killed for a moment alone

One moment alone

Oh no, I'm getting wet

I wet myself, oh no... ...but it's too late now...

It was some minutes

I will never forget

It was a lifetime of pain

Thought I was doing well

Until the female from hell went up by my side

She said:

I'm not sure

I'm glad you're here

It looks like you're getting wet somewhere

She said:

Get out of my house

Before you ruin my ****ing carpet

Oh yeah! I felt that it was time to go

But there was something

I wanted to do

So I said: hey guys,

I wet my pants

And it's fun, you should try it too

Oh yeah, I'm getting wet

I wet myself, oh yeah