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Crocodiles got stomach cancer

Hippo's teeth are all decayed

Cow's got a swollen liver

Lion's got pneumonia

Elephant's got athlete's foot

Dog's got a fractured hind leg

And your heart's been broken by yet another girl

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Dolphins with diarrhoea

Bats with broken rader

Overweight Hawaiian girls eating too much chocolate

Piranhas with constipation

Telephone line is on the blink

Your brother-in-law has got no money

And your wife has turned to drink

Siamese cat's got a bloodshot left eye

Horse won't run another step

Polar bear's miscarried

Now gorilla's got a bleeding nose

Goat's gone hysterical and eaten through the pen

Everybody come to me

I'm gonna make you well again

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