Je T'aime

"Hello, what's your name?"

"Dread"

"Not Judge Dread?"

"Yes, that's right"

"Oh, I've always wanted to meet you"

"Oh really, why?"

"Oh, I'm a really big fan of yours"

"That's very nice of you to say that"

"Is it true?"

"Is what true?"

"What they say about big nine"

"Well, I think you'd better have a look for yourself"

"Oh, it's true, it's true

Come on Dread, get 'em off"

"No, what do you take me for"

"Come on, don't be shy"

"Now doesn't that feel better?"

"Oh yes, those bloody boots were killing me"

"Here, look at this"

"Oh my god, I don't believe it"

"Oh come on, touch it"

"You must be bloody jokin'

You're not even a proper woman

You're a geezer dressed up

You're one of those trans

What do they call 'em 'Transvestites'"

"Oh, come on, dear, this is 1975"

"Oh, I don't know, every time I come out

Every bloody time it always ends up in sillys"

"Come home and give me love please"

"I'll tell you what

I'll give you bloody love

I'll give you the rough

End of a pineapple, go on, **** off"

"Nasty man you"

"Away"

"What?"

"Take your soddy

Handbag with you"

"And I'm not going to buy

Anymore of your records, **** off"