Hey Bartender

Went ballin' the other night

I start drinking an' I got real tight

I including some other friends

I said, "Come on down and have a sip again"

I said, "Hey, bartender"

I said, "Hey, bartender

Not one, not two, not three

Four bottle of beer"

A chick standing at the other end

I said, "Baby, can't we be friends?

You look kinky as a woman can be

Come on down and have a sip with me"

I said, "Hey, bartender"

I said, "Hey, bartender

Not one, not two, not three

Four bottle of beer"

We were drinking the whole night long

Rock 'n' rolling and having fun

They decided to drink some more

But when I looked at the clock

It was quarter to four

I said, "Hey, bartender"

I said, "Hey, bartender

Not one, not two, not three

Four bottle of beer"

We were drinking the whole night long

Rock 'n' rolling and having fun

They decided to drink some more

But when I looked at the clock

It was quarter to four

I said, "Hey, bartender"

I said, "Hey, bartender

Not one, not two, not three

Four bottle of beer"

I said, "Hey, bartender"