****-Faced

Nice hotel - place to stay

We sought a place to get some rest

The owner said: "Please keep it down" "We're good boys" - so we lied

Raise some

Hell! Two days passed - ******' mess

The maids refused to clean our stys

Ravioli neath the rug

Stench of beer - everywhere

We were ******t-faced - relieving stress is so much fun

******' ******t-faced - getting sick and thra******ng rooms

One week down - place was ******

We tore the heater off the wall

And broke the windows in our room

No one cared - we were drunk

Raise some

Hell! Bed diving - brand new sport

From our beds we'd start to leap

And dive into the cabinets

They broke too - nothing spared

Went downtown - forgot the keys

We climbed into someone's window

But they shot teargas in our eyes

Didn't look - locked outside

Raise some

Hell! Place destroyed - where to now?

We moved into another room

Five minutes passed and it was thrashed

Last warning - they kicked us out