Pleasant Interlude I

I woke up on the floor again

And I needed something to eat

So I went down the street to

Monty's grill"What'll it be?" said

Monty, sporting a wry grin"Just give me th usual, Monty,"

I saidMonty just scratched his head and said, "What is that again?"

The usual was a

Utah burger with cheese fries and a

CokeMonty knew that

I had been coming there every day for four years

Then I began to realize, the man behind the counter was the impostor