He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper

Uh uh, ah uh

Yo Jeffrey

Buss it What are ya doin in there?

Word em up word em up word em up

In the place at about this time

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the

Fresh Prince just bu bu buggin out

Losing it all no sense

Ay Jeff scratch it scratch it man, scratch it

Uh aw that was decent

Now scratch it a quick joint, a quick one

Jeff Oh yeah yeah

We just bugging we just having some fun

Me and Jeffrey

He's the D

J, I'm the

Rapper Hello can anybody hear me

You can aight that's good you can hear me

Okay it's clear it's good okay everybody's got it

One two One two and

My rhymes have been written not to be bitten

But as it seems, some suckers keep forgetting the rules about rappin, but that's alright

Cause in the next five minutes

I'm a have them all uptight

Stronger than a dinosaur, better known than

Santa Man the battles

I battle,

I usually win em

In less than a minute, but it all depends

On how long it takes you rappers to realise

That trying to defend yourself is ridiculous

Didn't you get my message its out of the question

Cause you're toys boys,

I'm the Real

McCoy I'm really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed

If I was Fred

Flintstone

I'd probably own all of

Bedrock If

I was a criminal

I'd probably own a cellblock

If I was in the

Navy I would own the sea

But I'm a poet so

I own the whole rap industry

I'm like a lion my man, and the streets are my den

It's either kill or be killed, so

I kill I kill again and again and again

Surmount the times, rappers

I'll slaughter them

I tie em up and throw them in the water

Then I'll just walk away like nothing ever happened until somebody else starts rappin

That's when

I snap and

I'll attack and go mad like

Rambo or maybe like

Commando, or like

Lando Calrissian, cause you know he was down with the

Force Fresh

Prince is the source

I feel no pain or remorse

Think that you can beat me rappin man you must be silly

Man I really really really really really really

Hate when people, doubt my ability

And I have to prove superiority

If rap was basketball,

I would be in luck

Cause every time

I freestyle it would be a slam dunk

Man I'm the engineer, and you're the passengers

Taking on a voyage, a hip-hop massacre

The Jason of rap,

Freddy Kruger of rhymin

And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man

People will run, to

Philadelphia

Pennsylvania to all join in, to this

Fresh Prince mania

My face in magazines, on your radio or stereo

Everywhere you go, audio and video

A hip-hop terrorist, war like vocalist

Other rappers say, yo

Prince why don't you show me this

Style now you must be trippin it ain't no way in hell

I'ma let you put your lip in

My rhyme cause it's a timebomb,

I'm not kiddin

My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten

I'm quick and nimble, a status symbol

I shop at

Macy's now but

I used to shop at

Gimble's I'll, drop kick a hurricane, bodyslam a tidal wave

Walk through a tornado, or a volcano

But I'll be okay though

And here's some more info that you rappers should know

You are the bombs and

I will defuse you

I am the lawyer and

I'm going to accuse you of the ultimate rhyme crime and you will be guilty

There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me rappin any time or day

Pop so much trash, man

I can't wait to be face to face, and hear

Jeff say sick em

Man you're gonna be my victim

You better duck, and pray for good luck

Chuck, cause you're stuck

You're like a

Thanksgiving turkey and it's time to be plucked

I see you're nervous purpose that's how

I now you're soft

You're runnin round like a chicken with your head cut off

But just relax my power to the max

And I'm cuttin no slack on this rap track,

Jack So back up, as if you got good sense

Or feel the fury of the

Prince And ya don't stop

Yo Jazzy why don't you rock up the spots

Yo Jazzy hey

Jeff I'm psyched

I'm psyched

Give em a cut

Jeff Ooh-wee check out my dish-jockey!

Ay Jeffrey

Jeffrey Jeffrey, a fast one

Uh ha yeah

Wow, ay Jeff

Jeff, give em one of them fresh ones

A fresh one

Jeffrey No music, no music

Woo, that was decent, that was decent

That's my

DJ, that's my

DJ Jazzy Jeff,

I'm the Fresh

Prince Hi how ya doin?

How's everyone doin out there?

Ooh! I'm just here to talk about my

DJ I was just

I was just standin in here, really

Really? Aight, okay, um

On behalf of

DJ Jazzy Jeff, and the

Fresh Prince .. (Don't touch that dial)

Thank you, and good night