Your Feet's Too Big

Who's that walkin' round here? Mercy

Sounds like baby patter, baby elephant patter, that's what I call it

Say up in Harlem at a table for two

There were four of us, me, your big feet and you

From your ankles up, I'd say you sure look sweet

From there down there's just too much feet

Yes, your feet's too big

Don't want ya 'cause ya feet's too big

Can't use ya 'cause ya feet's too big

I really hate ya 'cause ya feet's too big

Where did ya get 'em?

Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice

Got what it takes to be in paradise

She says she likes your face

She likes your race

Man oh man and things are too big

Oh your feet's too big

Don't wantcha 'cause ya feet's too big

Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big

I hate you 'cause your feet's too big

My goodness, Gun the gunboats! shiff shiff shiff

Oh your pedal extremities are colossal

To me you look just like a fossil

You got me walkin', talkin' and squarkin'

'Cause your feet's too big, yeah

Come on and walk that thing

Oh I've never heard of such walkin', Mercy

Your, your pedal extremities really are obnoxious

One never knows do one?