歌词与中文翻译
Ay, YouTube!
啊，油管！
I'm sick of these yellow signs all over my godda*n videos
我已经厌倦了这该死的视频中到处都是这些黄色标志
This One, This one's for you!
这个，这个是给你写的！
Let's go, Cowbelly
走吧，cowbelly
Let's Go Baby!
让我们走吧，宝贝儿！
Demonetization is dropping your ratings
油管有些视频正在降低收视率
To stop a migration of top innovation
油管正在停止产生非常具有创新性的新想法的过程
And content creation in opposite ways
用一种独一无二的方式去创作内容
I saw your new status
这使我看到了你的新状态
And got inspiration to drop a new cadence
得到了灵感去放弃新的节奏（潮流）
On top of your faces to mock and efface it
抹去你满是嘲讽的脸
The clock is still racing
时间一分一秒的流逝
The mob is impatient
那些粉丝们不耐烦
A monster is waiting
粉丝怪物们在等待着你发视频呢
Cannot just escape it
你不能逃避它
You'll drop like a cave-in
这些粉丝们正在一步步的抛弃油管
Youtube you cray if
油管你疯了
You thought you would make it
你以为你会成功
Past all the creators
超越所有的创造者
Who want to get paid for
因为那些作者想得到报酬
Their awesome creations
所以他们会精彩的创作
So take the advice of a god in the making
在此过程中 必然要在制作中听取大神的建议
All I got to say is
我要说的是
Cowbelly tv gets
我在油管获得的收入（评论奖）
More traffic than a metropolis
交通量比大都市还多
Yes b!tch that's me
是的 那是就我
And I'm still looking for where my profit is
我仍在寻找我的利润在哪里
Don't get me wrong I'm on top of this
不要误会我的意思啦
Adpocalypse
我的启示是
Youtube tried their best but there is simply no stopping this
油管你确实尽了最大努力，但根本无法阻止这一点
I'm on to the next vid
我做一个视频
They watch me like Netflix
他们像看网飞的视频看着
Ideas are a virus
我的思维是一种病毒
And my thoughts are infected
我全部的粉丝都被感染了
Keep it true for my crew
对我的粉丝始终对我真实
Yeah I'm sicker than you
是的，我比你更火
Came all the way from Antarctica
诶，我从南极远道而来（作者头像在油管上是个企鹅）
And I still got the flu
但是我还是得了感冒
I'm making cash like I mint coins
我像铸造硬币一样赚钱
Rolling thick stacks like dis joint
像关节骨一样滚出厚厚的钱
I'll pinpoint what you enjoy
我会指出我的粉丝们喜欢什么
And pop your bubble like it's bitcoin
像比特币一样戳破你的泡沫
Cuz I don't even need the sales
我都不需要什么广告来赚钱
I'm Superman on the paper trail
我就是油管上的超人
My bank account's invincible
我的银行账户有用不完的美刀
It's just a matter of principle
这只是一个原则问题
Youtube what the hell bro
油管上什么鬼的兄弟
More crooked than Hillary's elbow
比希拉里的肘部更恶臭
More fake than Donald's spray tan
比川普的棕褐色喷雾还要假
Got you shaking like he shakes hands
让你像川普握手一样颤抖
I guess Youtube hates fans
我猜油管啊 讨厌粉丝
I'll block you out ray bans
我会用ray ban遮住你的想法（Ray Bans 是太阳镜的一个品牌，所以他说他会像 Ray Bans 挡住阳光一样挡住你）
So I won't see you later on
所以我以后我不会再使用油管了
When I'm making guac on Patreon
当我在 Patreon上制作视频时
I'm on top like a bullrider
我像斗牛士一样在上面
Your outdated, oldtimer
你过时的计时器
Your algorithm has alzheimer's
你这种算法像是得了阿尔茨海默病
Yeah I struck something: goldminer
是的，我获得了一些东西；金矿工（评论奖）
I don't let no one pass me
我不会让任何人超过我
I keep my sh!t sassy
我保持自我
You tried to stomach my hotsauce
你试图忍受我的病毒？
**** around and got lockjaw
不好意思你被感染上了破伤风
Youtube tryna demonetize
油管正在尝试使用广告来获取最高利益
I'll play you like my Spotify
我会像我创造的Spotify歌单一样来玩你（代指油管）
Like congress I won't compromise
就像国会下令一样我绝不妥协
I'll cut you down - economize
我会消灭你的 - 节约资源
You went low for the bottom line
你的底线很低
And sold out like my product line
和我的工厂生产线一样低廉
I don't care if I cross the line
我不在乎我说了一些得罪人的话
I call it fair like I toss a dime
我称它为公平，就像我扔一毛钱一样（非常简单）
No strength and no spine
你没有力量也没有脊椎
Got you hiding like rodents
你像啮齿动物一样躲起来
I never thought I'd see the day when youtube was "boneless"
我从没想过我会看到油管会有“无骨”的那一天
Advertisers want clean vids
广告商想要干净的视频
And they're spreading like cancer
它们会像癌症一样扩散的
Where are youtube's balls?
油管的出路在哪里？
Science still can't answer
科学也无法解释
Just tell the advertisers that you can't switch the sorting
告诉广告商你不能把广告放在视频后面播
It's really not that difficult
真的没有那么难
It's not rick and morty
这又不是瑞克和莫蒂
Neutrality sounds mad woke
这听起来太疯狂了
And Ajit Pai you're a dad joke
和 Ajit Pai 就是个笑话
Keep it up, I'll beat you up
如果你还不知悔改，那我将继续反对你
With that stupid big-ass Reese's cup
你就继续拿着那个Ajit Pai同款的愚蠢的Reece的杯子吧
I make use of my clout
我利用我的影响力
Cowbelly calling sh!t out
Cowbelly胡说八道啦
Yeah I sprint through these verses
是的，我经常说着口水版的经文
They say I'm running my... mouth
他们说我在用我的...嘴
So what if I'm Censored
如果我被审查了怎么办
I'll still say the f-word
我还是会说去你的
I'll act out at any age
不论几岁，我始终会说真话
Shout out robert redford
大喊罗伯特雷德福
And yes, I like my Christianity
是的，我信奉基督教
With a little extra profanity
再说一点点的亵渎的话语
If that doesn't meet your standard
如果这和你心意的话
So what? bro you mad at me?
所以呢？兄弟你生我的气了吗？
Tossing hundreds on your girl, yeah she sure ain't chaste
向你的女孩投掷数百美元
Got the moves like Shakira, she don't waste that waist
像shakira一样摇摆，她可不想浪费弯腰的机会
Diamond stud in her tongue she got expensive taste
钻石镶在她的舌头上 她每天都能吃到最贵的东西
So I'm calling your loan, It ain't funny
所以我打电话叫你还钱，这并不好笑
B!tch better have my money
你最好带上我的美刀