I've Got an Ape Drape

Make it like that famous country singer

Or that guy

I saw last night on

Jerry Springer

Clean me up but let me keep my edge,

In the day i like to keep it dignified

But at night you know

I got another side

And I don't give a damn,

Cause I am what

I am Even if it's really really bad.

I've got an

Ape Drape,

Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone,

And that means you

You can drive to

Riverside and get one too

Then you'll have an

Ape Drape like

I do. Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears

I've been growing that one braid back there for years

I've had it since the first time

I saw Queensryche

The front may conform to society

But the back says

I have personality

Even if it's really really,

Even if it's really really bad.

I've got an

Ape Drape,

Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone,

And that means you

You can drive to

Riverside and get one too

Then you'll have an

Ape Drape like

I do. Make it short in front and long in back!

If the top's not short enough that it stands up

I could be thrown out of the

Bad Boy Club

But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail

Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,

And then matching crazy pants are all we need

Some may call it child abuse

I just call it bonding with your

Dad. Norco

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