Whiskey (Album Version)

Don't do anything mellow at the Whiskey

Jimmy says I'm so unfortunate

But let the people at the Whiskey be a bundle of nerves

And don't sing on fairness

‘Cause if you do, your musical insurance better be paid up

Don't sing anything pretty at the Whikey

Johnny says you'd best take my advice

‘Cause the stony little crowd will get to talkin' even louder

And they'll smother you in hissin'

And if they do, your musical insurance better be paid up

Oh, don't do anything mellow at the Whiskey

Johnny says I'm so, so unfortunate

But let the people at the Whiskey be a bundle of nerves

And don't sing on what they're missin'

Like Sunday mornings filled with flowers

Just goin' fifteen miles up north

‘Cause if you do, your musical insurance better be paid up

‘Cause if you do, your musical insurance better be paid up