Drink Whiskey And Shut Up

Drink whiskey and shut up

I might pour you a beer

Drink whiskey and shut up

I might pour you a beer

And if you don't like what I'm servin'

Take your money

Get out of here

Drink whiskey and shut up

I don't serve no chardonnay

Drink whiskey and shut up

I don't serve no chardonnay

If it's wine and cheese you're wantin'

I think the bar next door is gay

I'll fill your glass up high

But I won't serve your brother

I'll fill your glass up high

But I won't serve your brother

If you can't act like a gentleman

I won't pour you another

There's no TV in here

Talk to the person next to you

There's no TV in here

Talk to the person next to you

Well, the pool table is free

And the jukebox only play that blues

Drink whiskey and shut up

Whiskey and shut up

Whiskey and shut up

I'm not makin' no pina coladas

I'm not makin' no mi tis

I don't make no margaritas

Don't make me take out my blender

Drink whiskey and shut up