Three-Legged Jake

Three-legged Jake… three-legged Jake

Three-legged Jake it’s a mistake, you can tell he’s a fake

You know what they say about three-legged Jake in a back alley your legs he’ll break

Mean mother****** who’s full of hate, nasty mean and a fake

Your throat he will cut and he’ll beat you up three-legged Jake is a mean mother******

And after the job the three-legged yob will go home and pray to a three-legged God

Three-legged Jake he’s got a dog and one of his legs he’s cut off

Now three-legged Jake’s got a three-legged dog and in the streets they look pretty odd

The three-legged dog will bite your leg off and spit it out when he coughs

The three-legged dog is a circus freak and in the freakshow he barks when you speak

He sits on the lap of three-legged Jake when in the freakshow money he makes

Three-legged Jake… three-legged Jake… legs he will break…