Damsel In Distress

Ooh, you got big muscles rippling

Underneath your shirt

I'm so glad to meet you, baby

Tell me, what do you do for work?

Me? I'm just a housewife

So sad and all alone

Desperate for a strong man

To help me fix my home

I know I must look a sight

In this, this flimsy little dress

Won't you try your very best

To save a damsel in distress?

I've got tasty treats to tempt you

Come and sit down on my couch

I'm sure it won't take long

To figure all my problems out

My home, it needs attention

It's such a big old mess

Take out your trusty tool

And save this damsel in distress

Now, you need no invitation, baby

Just walk in and shut the door

Follow the red rose petals

That I've left scattered on the floor

I'll be upstairs waiting

With a list of honey-do's

Customized and tailor-made

For a, a handy man like you

You know I'd be so grateful

If you'd come relieve my stress

Won't you heed my SOS

And save a damsel in distress?

Oh yeah, oh yeah

So sweet

I got the need if you're willing to please

Trust me

I make it so good that you won't wanna leave

I got tasty treats to tempt you

Come and sit down on my couch

I'm sure it won't take long

To figure all my problems out

My home, it needs attention

It's such a big old mess

Take out your trusty tool

And save this damsel in distress

Now what's a girl to do?

I'm just a, a damsel in, in distress, yeah

Oh, little old me, baby

What you want for dinner, baby?

Oh, yeah