Doin' As I Seen On My TV

When I was a child staring at the tube

I saw ***, violence and death on the news

One day I saw the

Duke kill someone

Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son

All I want is attention from somebody

Somebody pay attention to me

Like them actors

I got no shame

I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please

Doin' as I see on my

TVI am doin' as

I see on my

TVCan I get on the news if

I kill my wife?

Would you respect me more if

I took my life?

I tried to act and my career just flopped

So I beat up my neighbors and

I got on, "Cops"

All I want's a millions bucks from somebody

Somebody pay a million bucks to me

I could shoot and rape and kill

And buy me a house in

Beverly Hills, please?

Doin' as I see on my

TVDoin' as

I see on my

TVI'd even do a porno flick, like all them

Hollywood chicks

I'm doin' it as

I see on my

TVTook my girl to rent a porno movie

I thought that it'd be kinda groovy

I thought that'd this impress my lover

And there she was right on the cover!

All I want is attention from somebody

Somebody pay attention to me

I'm a man

I got no shame

I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin' as I see on my

TVDoin' as

I see on my

TVHell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero

Rocky didDoin' as

I see on my

TVI am not aware