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GAL:Way back in days of old
there was a legend told——
RICH:Oh,do it for real
GAL:About a hero known as Gala——
PIRATES:Sorry to interrupt
It's a very catchy tune and all that
Yeah,it's a real Earworm
Totally gets stuck in your head
But there's only so many times you can hear it
Don't know if you noticed
but four pirates walked the plank last week
Middle of the ocean,just walked right off
RICH:So,what are you saying
PIRATES:What I'm saying is...
We're gonna have to kill you
if you sing the freaking song
It didn't win an Emmy
Now it's time to move along
Winter's not just coming
Hell it came
And then it went
Now it's back with this year's least expected big event
RICH:You mean...
PIRATES:It's...a...new season for our hero and pals
A new season and it's gonna be scorching
Off on new sprees in new,exotic locales
With new guests who'll cost the Network a fortune
RICH:I'll go reclaim the castle I'm the rightful ruler of
GAL:I'll suffer through the hassle
then go save my one true love
PIRATES:It's a new season
so we won't be reprising that tune
A:Way back in days of old,there was a legend told
Da-da da-da da-da-da Galavant
B:Noooooooo
GUARDS:It's a new season in Hortensia too
STEVE:A new season and it's totally bitching
GWYNNE:We've got new fleas in our new clothing
CHEF:It's true
And new cheese in our new cutting-edge kitchen
KING VAL:We'll stay here with the princess
till she weds her little cuz
QUEEN VAL:Yes we know it's incest
still it's what our family does
GUARDS:It's a new season
HARRY:And my Izzy,why,she's in her room
ISA:I've tried so desperately to win my freedom
Tried,yes,I've tried
Dear god,I've tried
Though,as a feminist,I don't quite need him
Where is my Galavant;Come find me,Gavalant
When will our plot lines recollide
MAD:It's a new season for our brand-new regime
GAR:A new season here in sunny Valencia
MAD:With new treason to deliciously scheme
GAR:At new levels of psychotic dementia
MAD:I'm putting every qualm aside
to seize the kingdom's reins
GAR:I'll commit some homicide and sing a few refrains
SID:And this season
maybe I'll get to squeeze in some——
GLS:So in the weeks to come
ignore the pageants that they'll hold
GAR:Skip the football matches
STEVE:And the globes made out of gold
PIRATES:Screw all those Apprentices
GLS:And every Bachelorette
VAL:Give in to the miracle that no one thought we'd get
PIRATES:It's...a...new season
though it's still not that long
HOR:A new season with some slightly new shadings
VAL:There's still no reason why we burst into song
PIRATES:You'll know hell's freezing
if we get decent ratings
ISA:Join the royals;STEVE:and the jester
GWYNNE:and the servant;CHEF:and the chef
MAD:the Queen;GAR:the Thug;
GAL:the Hero;RICH:and the Hero's BFF
SID:And the whole season ends
with armies from Valencia,Hortensia,and Richard's land
in one ginourmous battle to decide who's gonna be
the one true king to rule the whole entire...
GAR:Way to blow it,you prat
PIRATES:It's a new season,so hang on to your sword
HOR:A new season,which you'll probably record
VAL:A new season,so get comfortable,please
ALL:And let's go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
A New Season - Cast of Galavant