She Don't Use Jelly

I know a girl who think and goes

She'll make you breakfast

She'll make you toast

She don't use butter

She don't use cheese

She don't use jelly or

Any of these

She uses Vaseline (x2)

I know a guy who

Goes to shows (goes to shows)

And when he's alone and

Blows his nose (blows his nose)

He don't use tissues

Or his sleeve

He don't use napkins

Or any of these

He uses magazines (x2)

And I know this girl who

Reminds me of Cher

She's always changing the

Color of her hair

But she don't use nothing that you buy at the store

She likes her hair-do

To be real orange

She uses tangerines (x2)