U.H.F.

Looking through the laughing glass

And driving burning cars,

I'm simulating crashes

And measuring the scars,

Images still flicker

Wheels and dials spin 'round,

I'm tuning in on nowhere

And hearing other sounds

Hearing other sounds ...

Oh-oh

U.H.F.

Time moves in shadows

Over yellowing walls,

I calculate perspectives

Where their angle falls,

I sit by her mirror,

She stands and stares,

I catch my reflection

With fastidious snares,

With fastidious snares ...

Oh-oh

U.H.F.

I act the perfect passenger,

I offer no advice,

Maintaining my position

I fail to break the ice,

She issues her co-ordinates,

Her points of no return,

And catalogs the impact zones

Of cars that crash and burn,

Of cars that crash and burn ...

Oh-oh

U.H.F.