Half Idiot

poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh

working on my cuticles till my nails are torn in half

hit my head within your basement

i feel like a giraffe

start to feel like a bum surrounded by the handsome and dumb

half idiot

run your hand across my hair and you might catch a flake

please keep me out of the kitchen

i burn all that i bake

why are all my allergies year round for heaven's sake

stick out like a sore thumb surrounded by the handsome and dumb

half idiot

poke me in the bellybutton and you might get a laugh

working on my cuticles till my nails are chopped in half

hit my head within your basement

i feel like a giraffe

i think i've gotten kind of dumb

ask seth if he's got any gum