Bum Like You

You're always up to no good

Your finger's in my cookie jar

You can have my checkbook visa and my mastercard too

Ain't no price too high for what you do

You could be my dog

I could post your bailbonds when cash was tight

We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye

Let's do it right now

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

Your car's a dump and you're broke

but that's all right

I never liked them fancy guys

You don't even look good, god it ain't right

but you're starry eyed and out of sight

You could fall apart

I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight

We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye

Let's do it right now

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

You're always up to no good

you catch on like a bonfire

Every single worn out line is shiny and new

I never met a sweeter liar

You could be my king

I would knit you mittens and make you pie

We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye

Let's do it right now

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

wastin' my time on a bum like you

wastin' my time on a bum like you