Student Union

Sippin' snakebite n' black

It didn't taste nice, in fact it was flat

Sitting at this half bat holly wrap

Student Union bash

You asked me to dance

I said noSo

I sat on my arse

Watching all these arty-farty

Hooligans trashing the bar

How bizzare?

Went to the courtyard for tobacco and tar

Saw these chicks doing this flex

Wearing tee's but not wearing bras

La, la, la, la, la

It was all, la, la, la, la, la

At the Student

Union barI was dragged to the

Student Union bar

It was crap at the

Student Union bar

I was at the

Student Union bar

What a headache

Sippin' on cheap drinks and geeks galore

Somewhere

I ain't been before

Never went to

UniAnd I never was a student

I'm a high school dropout

Was a popular loner

Making papers not exams

So, yeah,

I brush my shoulders, man

Roll ups, smoking, get up joker

Fuddy duddy in a [Incomprehensible] sippin' on your vodka

Oh my gosh,

I think I might have clocked ya

Is this how you go about becoming a doctor

La, la, la, la, la

It was all, la, la, la, la, la

At the Student

Union barI was dragged to the

Student Union bar

It was crap at the

Student Union bar

I was at the

Student Union bar

What a headache

At the Student

Union barI was dragged to the

Student Union bar

It was crap at the

Student Union bar

I was at the

Student Union bar

What a headache

La, la, la, la, la

It was all, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la

It was all, la, la, la, la, la

At the Student

Union barI was dragged to the

Student Union bar

It was crap at the

Student Union bar

I was at the

Student Union bar

What a headache

At the Student

Union barI was dragged to the

Student Union bar

It was crap at the

Student Union bar

I was at the

Student Union bar

What a headache