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If you're havin' trouble with your high school head

He's givin' you the blues

Here's what you gotta do -

Pick up the phone

I'm always home

Call me any time

Just ring

I lead a life of crime

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You got problems in your life of love

You got a broken heart

(She's) He's double dealin' with your best friend

That's when the teardrops start - fella

Pick up the phone

I'm here alone

Or make a social call

Come right in

Forget about him

We'll have ourselves a ball

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If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts -

Pick up the phone

Leave her alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee

I'm happy to be

Your back door man

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