Boy Or a Girl

Come sit with a total stranger

Now's the time to vent your anger

And oh, are you a boy or a girl?

Do you get off casting hexes

Assuming forms of either ***es

And oh, are you a boy or a girl?

Well, I've been confused

By the startled look in your eyes

Have I been misused

Hanging on by the skin of my teeth

While you're raping my mind

Do you feel misunderstood?

You feel straight, but you knock on wood

Are you a boy or a girl?

You came to grips with what you know

And boosted ratings for the daytime shows

Now you're on top of the world

I'm a fan so don't dismiss me

America is armed and listening

And oh, are you a boy or a girl?

Well, I've been confused

By the startled look in your eyes

Have I been misused

Hanging on by the skin of my teeth

While you're raping my mind

Do you feel misunderstood?

You feel straight, but you knock on wood

Are you a boy or a girl?

Well, I've been confused

By the startled look in your eyes

Have I been misused

Falling head over heels for a star

While you feed me a line

'Cause I feel misunderstood

I feel straight, but I'm not so sure

Are you a boy or a girl?

Are you a boy or a girl?

Are you a boy or a girl?