Ashley's Song - WarioWare Touched!

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am--

ASH-LEY!

She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions

You might be the ingredient I seek

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor

You should be afraid of the great--

ASH-LEY!

She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair

Who has time for girly things like that?

Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.Grandma's wig, this will make you big!

Kitten spit, soon your pants!won't fit Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no! Not again...

She can rule the world and still finish all her homework

Everyone knows I'm the greatest--

ASH-LEY!

You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you

I turned my teacher into a spoon

I'm a slave to my spellbook, and yes it's true,

I don't have as many friends as you

But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends

And if you say "no", you're toast!

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

You'd better learn my name 'cause I am--

ASH-LEY!

Just remember this when you see her on the street

I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.