Cashing In

How do you do, I don't figure we've met

My name is Ian, and I'm from Minor Threat

You know I tell them, usually, to be at their best

Catch me in town after every set

(Yeah, yeah)

We don't care

We don't pose

We'll steal your money

We'll steal your shows

I've got some money, and I'm feeling fine

A couple of dollars, everything in time

Well you know, I'm gonna be all right

With the money I'm making off of YOU tonight

(Sucker!)

We don't care

We don't pose

We'll steal your money

We'll steal your shows

(You know something?)

The trouble with money, is that I want more

So let's, let's raise the price at the door

How much tonight, three dollars or four?

You know we'll make a million when we go on tour

(Yeah, that's the way I've been thinking about it)

We don't care

We don't pose

We'll steal your money

We'll steal your shows

(You know that's the way it is, man, it's dog-eat-dog, ha ha!)

I'm taking a walk on the yellow brick road

I only walk where the bricks are made of gold

My mind and body are the only things I've sold

I need a little money 'cause I'm getting old

(Well, that's the way it goes, isn't it? Yeah!)

We don't care

We don't pose

We'll steal your money

We'll steal your shows

Yeah, you don't care and we don't pose

We'll steal your money,

we'll steal your shows

That's the way it is in this world... right?

Ain't that right?

Boy, you had us pegged all along... damn!

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

So where am I?

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

So where am I?

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

So where am I?

There's no place like home, right?

There's no place like home

So where am I?

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

So where am I?