Thanx For Nothing

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Thanx for nothing.

You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't.

You're so generous. Thanks for nothing.

Never mind all the stuff I bought for you

It was my pleasure, getting nothing back.

Come next year I'm getting you what you got me

******* Nothing. See how you like it

I don't have much money but I got you something nice.

I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price...

To show I care this time of year-

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Thanx for nothing.

So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree.

Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me.

But there was nothing there- what a shock.

Just the torn up wrappings from all the gifts I bought.

Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas

Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with.

What a blessing. You're really something.

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Thanx for nothing.

I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully

Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get **** for me.

You selfish asshole. I hope you die.

Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high

Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment

Thanx for making sharing seem so ******* pointless

What a pal. I'll tell you one thing-

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Thanx for nothing.

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Thanx for nothing.

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

**** you!