I Spy

I'm more important in the USA

Than a spy for the FBI

I'm trained to meet

The criminal elite

And i seek out wherever evil resides

I spy

I'm at home in the streets of rome

Or just hanging round old shanghai

Danger is my logo

Espionage a go-go

I'm just diggin this American crime

Two deadly agents of a wicked persuasion

Tried to send me on a permanent vacation

I gave them the slip

Cause i'm totally hip

To that modern counter espionage

I spy

I got a bulletproof car and a secret star

And a ring with x-ray eyes

I wear spanish boots

Brooks brother suits

And i don't know how to cry