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Born in the shed with the guitar on

We jammed the schtik to do four gigs.

With bits and pieces

Of a working thesis (?)

We jammed the schtik to do four gigs

Now when we took me and d boon's

And george's stench

And put them up on stage

We'd fight at practice

Then jam econo

And spout the tour-spiel

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I dreamed I was e bloom

But I woke up joe bouchard

In some town out on the road

With patent-leather boots on

Just like richard told me

Another hack on the "spectors" tour

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Now you got your guitar

And your practice amp

You travel the usa in a van

And troccoli's counting on some situation

Are you going to write the song I demand?

And with the guitar turned off

And the gas tank empty

And the typewriter on

But my head is empty

And to really find me

I've got to look inside me

And cut the tour-spiel

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