A Girl Called Charity

Well I'd do anything for just once kiss

Just to get my hands around her hips

And when she puts her tongue between my lips

I'm thinking, "Wow, this really could be it!"

But then she smiles and says, "It's much too sweet"

She's eyeing every other guy in the street

So I'm in the bathroom every night of the week

With a photograph of

CharityOh

Charity, Charity

Why don't you show some to me?

Oh Charity, oh

CharityYou're nothing but a small town tease

Boy, everyone says

I'm a tease.

Don't you know that's why they call me

Charity?I give to everybody.

Freely.I remember she came round one day

When my parents were on holiday

She said, "I'm lonely, do you mind if I stay?"

And I said, "Sure baby, yeah, that's ok."

Well she asked if she could have a bath

And I said "I'd wash your back", for a laugh

Well, when she said alright

I thought tonight's the night, then in walked my mum and dad

Oh Charity,

CharityWhy don't you show some to me?

Oh Charity, oh

CharityYou're nothing but a small town tease

Boy, stop bugging me

I've got something else to do tonight

Wash my hair?

You must be joking

Gotta file my nails.

So it's back

Well when

I ask her if "tonight's the night"?

If she says no

I get the feeling she might

And when she's near girl (?) thinking

I could blush

I think she's travelling on a different bus

She's just a girl called

CharityHullo honey.

What are you doing out here?

Boy, I told you, stop bugging me

You're too sweet

Why don't you go away for some sugarpops or something?

Why don't you go down the cinema?

I've got better things to do

Go away