Gene Pool Style

Thought about selling my testosterone...

Girls have beautiful female hormones.

Asked my doctor what I should do,

He said "Sperm is sold for a dollar or two."

Spread my seed and grow a tree,

Successful fertilization will be achieved.

Leaves of me falling off the tree,

Supplies replenished by me.

So I went to a bank to donate some sperm...

I thought about myself as a mechanical bull:

Genetic selling machine for a union's white dream.

The lady at the counter told me I could be sixteen...

So I went into a room -- looked at the tube.

There was a pink line drawn where you fill it to.

I dropped my pants and started to dance.

Mechanics were oiled; the gene pool slipped.

Laid on the bed; laughing out loud.

I sold out myself in a gene pool style.

Laid on the bed; laughing out loud.

I sold out myself in a gene pool style.

Laughing at my silliness...

Laughing at my silliness...

Laughing at my silliness...

Laughing at my silli -- go!

Laid on the bed; laughing out loud.

I sold out myself in a gene pool style.

Laid on the bed; laughing out loud.

I sold out myself in a gene pool style.

Laughing at my silliness...

Laughing at my silliness...

Laughing at my silliness...

Laughing at my silliness...