Gigolo (Girly-Sound Version)

The things they say are getting harder to take

But I can't get out of what I'm into

And the jokes they tell are meant to wish me well

But I can't get out of what I'm into

'Cause it's a steady job

And it's the only thing that makes me money

And it gives me something to laugh about

'Cause my real life ain't ****ing funny

'Cause my real life ain't ****ing funny

The looks they give are starting to make me sick

But I can't get out of what I'm into

And the lines they try might as well be from a guy

But I can't get out of what I'm into

'Cause it's a steady job

And it's the only thing that makes me money

And it gives me something to cry about

'Cause my real life ain't ****ing funny

'Cause my real life ain't ****ing funny

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

The things I have to do would make a slut blush blue

But I can't get out of what I'm into

I figure two more years, then I'll go back to queers

But I can't get out of what I'm into

'Cause it's a steady job

And it's the only thing that makes me money

And it gives me something to laugh about

'Cause my real life ain't ****ing funny

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

Ooooh Lord, ooooh Lord

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?