Calling It Quits

He's a serious mister

Shake his hand and he'll twist your arm

With Monopoly money

We'll be buying the funny farm

So I'll do flips, and get paid in chips

From a diamond as big as the Ritz

Then I'm calling it quits

Calling it quits

Eyes the color of candy

Lies to cover the handicap

Though your slippers are ruby

You'll be led to the booby trap

And there's no prize

Just a smaller size

So I'm wearing the shoe 'till it fits

Then I'm calling it quits

Yes, I'm calling it quits

Yes, I'm calling it quits

Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds

Calling it quits

'Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines

Calling it quits

Lifting dialogue from Judy Garland story lines

Where get-tough girls turn into gold mines

All those Polaroid babies

Taking chances with rabies

Happy to tear me to bits

Well, I'm calling it quits

Yes, I'm calling it quits

Yes, I'm calling it quits

Yes, I'm calling it quits

Yes, I'm calling it quits

Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds

Yes, I'm calling it quits

'Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines

Yes, I'm calling it quits

Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds

'Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines