Brand New Face

I don’t like my teeth so I go to the teeth store

Buy myself some new teeth now I like my teeth more

But my teeth are in my lips and they’re an eyesore

Fleshy little strips I switch em out from the lips store

So my lips are juicy, now you see how my lips are moving

But they are in a face that could do with some improving

So I rip my face off, go to the face shop

Buy myself a new face, now I like my face lots

And I say hey

I’ve got a brand new face (I’ve got a brand new face)

Okay? (Okay)

I’ve got a brand new face (I’ve got a brand new face)

And it looks so beautiful

It’s so beautiful It’s so beautiful It’s so beautiful

I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful

My brand new face

I don’t like my waist, it’s a bit too wide

So I take this machete and I cut out the sides

Then I take what’s left staple it to my behind

Now I’m super thicc with a microscopic waistline

Quit asking how I’m feeling

I said I’m feeling fine

I just wanna look amazing all the ****ing time

And there’s a miracle solution

A perfect illusion of a facial evolution with a gorgeous execution

And I say hey

I’ve got a brand new face (I’ve got a brand new face)

Okay? (Okay)

I’ve got a brand new face (I’ve got a brand new face)

And it looks so beautiful

It’s so beautiful It’s so beautiful It’s so beautiful

I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful

My brand new face

Okay

I’ve got a brand new face

I’ve got a brand new face

I’ve got a brand new face

I’ve got a brand new face

I’ve got a brand new face

I’ve got a

Skinny I’m so pretty I’m so handsome

I don’t need a snack, bitch I am one

I’m a 10 out of 10 on a Samsung

I’m walking down the street

They say “damn, son”

But I don’t even hear them because I’m way too busy

Checking out my reflection in the car parked next to me

The woman inside stares back

And I say hey

I’ve got a brand new face

(I’ve got a brand new face)

I’ve got a brand new face