The Grudge

I hold a grudge like a rapper holds his crotch

So just watch me

If you snob me I'll try to control my temper

But I'll definitely remember

See, what I need are enemies

Please, a nemesis, or nemesis

They say revenge is like sashimi

Best served cold, so shiver when you see me

My occupation is much like a doctor

I got a lot of patients

Seasons change, tic toc

And strange how I smile when I see you

I'm a sick ****

Yeah, I'm so cunning

If I put it in your mouth

Then you won't see it coming

But the truth is I need you

If you ever said sorry

I would just hate to believe you

So please don't

You are my grudge and I won't budge

This is my right, Who are you to judge

I'm aiming for you, I'm willing to wait

I'm willing to work, I'm willing to hate

You are my grudge, I'll never forget

What you owe me, I'll collect the debts

And if it's the last thing I manage to do

The best laid plans of mice and me

And nowadays you're so basically nice to me

How can I hate you? You say 'how are you Jason?'

And I'm plotting your humiliation

We're like Barack and McCain,

Mozart, Salieri, Houdini and what's his name

You know the guy in Montreal who hit him in the stomach

You are my mountain and I will piss on the summit

And from that very high altitude

I will be the one with the high horse attitude

I'm a sadist, but I'm saying I'm the saddest dude

'Cause I just did everything I said I'd do

What's next? I'll be the head haunt show

You'll be gone, but will I still be Gonzo?

Without the competition

Will I become a hippie or a hipster with no ambition

Please God, no!

You are my grudge and I won't budge

This is my right, Who are you to judge?

I'm aiming it for you, I'm willing to wait

I'm willing to work, I'm willing to hate

You are my grudge, I'll never forget

What you owe me, I'll collect the debts

And if it's the last thing I manage to do

It will come right back to you