Institutionalized 2014

Yo I came home from work the other day

I was tired

I just wanted to sit back in my big chair

And play a little Xbox

You know

Relax a little

Then my wife comes in

She starts telling me

I play too much Xbox

I said what the ************* do you mean

This is just how I relax

Can I just play a little Xbox

Then she says

I saw on Oprah today

That guys who play video games

Don't love their wives

I'm like mother******g *************

************* Oprah

I don't give a *************

I wanna play my video games

I don't give a ************* about Oprah

Oprah ain't got no man

You better worry about your mother******g self

I just wanna kill some mother******s on Xbox

She said

You seem like you have a anger problem

Maybe you need some help

I'm like

************* call the police now

Gonna be institutionalized

You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes

You won't have any say

They'll brainwash you until you see they way

I'm not crazy - institution

You're the one that's crazy -institution

You're driving me crazy - institution

They put me in a institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the professional help

To save from the enemy myself

The other day I go on the internet

I'm just trying to check my email

So put in my password

It says I have an invalid password

I know my ******' password

So then it says go to customer service

So I get on customer service

I start talking to this dude

This mother****** sounds like he's from India or some *************t

He says to me

Whats your first dogs name

I don't know what my ******' first dogs name was

What the ****** the matter wit you

I just want my password

Gimme my ******' password

So then he ends up giving me my password

And he says

Your password has been sent to your email address

I'm like I cant get in my email address

What about cant get in my email address do you not understand mother******

He says oh my god

It seems like you have an anger problem

You should have that checked out

I'm not crazy - institution

You're the one that's crazy -institution

You're driving me crazy - institution

They put me in a institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the professional help

To save from the enemy myself

The other day I'm just sittin' alone

On lunch break at my job

Trying to eat a ham sandwich

Got little potato chips on the side

Little koo-aid

This mother****** walks up to me and says

Are you gonna eat that

Like yeah I'm gonna eat that

What the ************* you think I'm gonna do

Shove it up your ass

Do you understand that that pork can kill you

Look mother******

Pork is not gonna kill me

Unless they figure a way

To shoot it out of a ******g gun

But I might kill you

If you keep ******' with me

He says hey calm down

I'm a vegan

************* a vegan

I could give a ************* if you eat sawdust mother******

Just step away from my ******g sandwich

He said do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid

I said do you realize how much blood is in a human body

Do you wanna see it mother******

Oh my god

You need therapy

You have an anger problem

Ahhhhhhh

I'm not crazy - institution

You're the one that's crazy -institution

You're driving me crazy - institution

They put me in a institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the professional help

To save from the enemy myself

Suicidal