The Baddest Man Alive

The Black Keys 、RZA -The Baddest Man Alive （From "the Man With the Iron Fists"）

I could take the pitchfork from the devil

Keep a super suit like i'm incredible

From the deep blue sea to the dark blue sky

I'm the baddest man alive

I'd grab a crocodile by his tail

Handcuff the judge

And throw the cops in jail

Make the meanest woman break down and cry

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive

I take no mess and i take no jive

Sometimes i feel like i can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive

Not bad meaning bad

But i'm bad meaning good

Say my name three times

And you knock on wood

Candyman walks

I terrorize your hood

Flashing macs on a cop

The way a gangster should

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger

Take a gasoline bath

And i walk through fire

Bear hug a grizzly

Suck milk from her titty

Take the sergeant hat from his head

And use it for a frisbee

Spit in a crocodile face

Have a menage a trois with two female apes

Then sleep in the bed with butcher knives

I drink honey straight from the beehive

Bungee jumping off the empire state butt naked

Rollerblade across the golden gate butt naked

I'm the baddest man alive

And i don't ṗlan to die

When the grim reaper come

I look him right in his eye

I bust him in his face and the witch of the east

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth

Heh heh heh

I'm the man who stole the golden fleece

And i date rape beauty right in front of the beast

The baddest man alive and i don't plan to die

Come on everybody

I'm the baddest man alive

I take no mess and i take no jive

Sometimes i feel like i can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive