Poor Unfortunate Souls

Poor child

Poor sweet child

Who, who are you

Don't be scared

We represent someone who can help

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the light, and made a switch

True? Yes

And I fortunately know a little magic

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And here lately, please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls (poor unfortunate souls)

In pain, in need (in need)

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl

Do I help them?

Yes, indeed (Yes, indeed)

Those poor unfortunate souls (poor unfortunate souls)

So sad, so true

They come flocking to my cauldron crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"

Do I help them?

Yes I do

Oh, but there is one more thing

We haven't discussed the subject of payment

But I don't have-

I'm not asking much

What I want from you is - your voice

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet

You've got the pay the toll

Take a gulp and take a breath

And go ahead and sign the scroll

Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys

The boss is on a roll

This poor unfortunate soul (poor unfortunate soul)

Beluga sevruga

Come winds of the Caspian Sea

Larengix glaucitis

Et max laryngitis

La voce to me

Aah...

Keep singing!

Hahahaha...