Bad Body Double

She pops into the bathroom

Just after a shower and

She plays with my makeup and creams

Keeps trying to look like me

And goes through the motions

Posing this way and that,

Holding it in,

If it makes you feel better,

then knock yourself out

Say hi there to my bad body double

This is my bad body double trouble

Oh no, my bad body double, mmmhm

I've got bad body double trouble, oh.

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble, alright.

Yeah, yeah

Sometimes I manage to lose her

Shake at a bar, her in the gym for five minutes

It feels so good to be back to my own self again

Can get quite confusing.

We look very similar except

she's got some grays and

a little extra weight on the sides

And dimply thighs,

I hear that stuff's a ***** to get rid off

no, no,

We're having quite an intimate,

personal moment

Could you maybe come at a slightly

less awful time?

She can see someoneI've got

quite nice here with me

Can't we just be left alone...

I guess that's a no then

Seeing as you're still here

you're still Seeing as here

Here

It's not me, no

it's my bad body double

I got bad body double trouble

Oh no, my bad body double, mmmhm

I've got bad body double trouble, agh.

Bad body double, mmhm.

I've got bad body double trouble

Oh dear, my bad body double.

I got bad body double trouble.

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble, alright.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble, alright.

Yeah, yeah, right there.

Can't shake her, Can't shake her,

Can't shake her, Can't shake her

Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, goooo

Can't shake her, Can't shake her,

Can't shake her, Can't shake her

Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, goooo

Say hi there,

to my bad body double

My bad, bad, bad body double.

She's trouble

can't I shake her

And I hate her, I hate her,

I hate her, I hate hate her, I her.

She's everywhere I go,

get ridI'm going to

of you once and for all...

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