If I Were Brittania, I'd Waive the Rules

Some people try to tell me that life is a joy

Others think I'm crazy when I say it's a toy

Only the lonely understand that it's true

Only Britannia has the right to waive the rules

Any man can realize that love is not a sin

All you do is shake it up and then you let it in

Any man can realize that life is just a toy

Take a chance and waive the rules

And make your time a joy

I met a woman the other day,

She told me that it was egg on my face

It was a certain disgrace, I can't take it no more

I'm just insisting I do understand,

I'll never be a part of the band

They start to teach you at school

If I were Britannia, I'd waive the rules

Temptation's on your mind,

It's gonna make your body high

Although you know it was only pride, but I paid

You'll earn your ticket out of rock and roll

But some are pulling you home

I take it that you don't know,

It's just a part of the show

They couldn't make me see why,

There ain't no blue in the sky

That's like they teach you at school

Temptation's on your mind,

It's gonna make your body high

Although you know it 's pride

If I were Britannia, I'd waive the rules