Sometimes It Takes Balls to Be a Woman

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Standing up to a test while wearing a party dress

Sometimes looks can be deceiving

When you're quietly over achieving

Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

She's a socialite, a decent housewife

And she makes a mean lasagna

So when the mechanic said, "Now Lady

Don't panic but this one's gonna cost ya"

She said, "I know I don't need my engine rebuilt

Now just check the oil and change the belt"

Honey, I know you thought you saw me coming

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Standing up to a test while wearing a party dress

Sometimes looks can be deceiving

When you're quietly over achieving

Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

He says, I should repent for the money

I spent on shoes and bags and jewelry

Well, to hell with that my hard working ass

Ain't gonna sit before a jury

I said, "Now isn't that a mighty small price to pay

For all the love I send your way?"

Honey when it comes down to the plumbing

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Standing up to a test while wearing a party dress

Sometimes looks can be deceiving

When you're quietly over achieving

Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Look at Dolly and Loretta, they still live it to the letter

Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Sometimes it takes balls to be a big, big, big, big balls to be

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman