I Won't Dance

I won't dance, don't ask me

I won't dance, don't ask me

I won't dance, monsieur, with you

My heart won't let my feet do things they should do

You know what, you're handsome

You know what, too handsome

But oh what, you do to me

I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore

I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor

When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle

'Specially when you do the Continental

But this feeling isn't purely mental

For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos and that's why

I won't dance, why should I?

I won't dance, how could I?

I won't dance, merci beaucoup

I know that music leads the way to romance

So if I hold you in my arms I won't dance

When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle

'Specially when you do the Continental

But this feeling isn't purely mental

For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos and that's why

Je n'danse pas je n'veux pas

Je n'danse pas je n'peux pas

Je n'danse pas, merci monsieur

Vous etes gentil et je vous aimes c'est vrai

Mais je ne peux pas danser quand vous etes si pres

Which means when I'm in your arms I won't dance