Plain Jane

Lyrics：Doc Pomus/Mort Shuman Music：Doc Pomus/Mort Shuman

My plain Jane never wear

A-no lipstick or paint

You know she'll never try

To be what she ain’t.

Come early in the mornin'

You can hear the fellas call … woo!

Well, plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

So we can have a ball.

Help me now …

Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

Come out tonight, come out tonight

Plain Jane won’t-cha come out tonight

An’ spend some time with me.

Her mouth's a little too wide

And her nose a wee bit long

And when you take a good look at her

Her shape seems all wrong.

But, she got this certain somethin'

That's so hard to define

And I wish that certain somethin'

Was mine, all mine, all mine … woo!

Well, now … plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

Come out tonight, come out tonight

A-plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

Spend some time with me.

Ooh, wee!

Oh, yeah!

I used to go with glamour girls

Who wore silks day and night

But plain Jane's gotta cotton dress

And it don't fit her right.

I could never, never tell you

Why I love her like I do

But if you took her out for one fine night

You'd feel the same way too.

Won't-cha now …

Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

Come out tonight, come out tonight

Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight

An’ spend some time with me.

I said … spend the time with me …

Woo … plain Jane …

I love her just the same …

Oh … plain Jane.