Childish (live)

I'm so childish a little bit wildish

With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly I'm so deep

Well I'm so garish a little unfairish

The way I pick you up and drop you in a heap

I'm so unfaithful in fact I'm a plateful

I won't kiss her but I'll stare her up all night

I'm a stormy little singer an unstable little swinger

If you're coming come prepared for a fight

Well I'm so childish a little bit wildish

With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly I'm so deep

Well I'm so uncaring do far too much swearing

And if you read through my behaviour you'll find I'm a creep

I'll play a stormer yet in the corner

I'll be grumpy on my own like I don't care

I'm a stormy little singer an unstable little swinger

With a big rip in the arsehole of my flares

Well I'm so childish a little bit wildish

With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly I'm so mad

I'm so truthful a little bit bruteful

But in sooth I know not why I am so sad

I try my bestest well as far the restest

Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong and gets misunderstood

I'm a dandy little dreamer a doctored misdemeanour

A didactic destiny schemer bare with me if you would