She Was Only 16

Hey what's up, E

Ah, I can't call it just chill like an alcoholic

It's like that huh, yeah

Hey what's up with lil' baby you had last night yo

Ah she was cute and **** but I had to put on my clown suit

Check it out

Only sixteen, thick as ****

Gigantic size tits, big ass bust

She ain't trippin' her tight jeans was fittin' manish

Mint condition man, major damage

Potent ****, no joke

Bottle of suffix, I knew she wasn't smokin' no coke

Look hella tempted while I'm mustin'

The bad thing about it I was pressed in her cousin Tangy

But that's another story though

Nothin' worth relevant, let's talk about the sixteen year old

***y and seducitve, quite impressive

I macked on baby, when she least expect it

Dryin' her clothes at the neighborhood laundry

"Can I help you, oh by the way my name is E, baby"

She said, "I already know my cousin done spilled her guts"

Told she did some stuff in yo 1970 cut

I replied, "Is that right", the boss and the hideous

That tight ass *****, Tangy ain't got nothin' on this

As far as havin' me get, I spit the playa poppin' con

I put that piece in the box, snatched her up and we was gone

I said, "What about yo *****, the boss and hood bounty

Wasn't he supposed to pick yo ass up", she said, "**** him"

I said, "Let's go get twisted", she said, "My house ain't far

I got a king-sized bed, satin sheets and a bar"

To the velvet rugs, past the liquor store

She said, "Man well just step on it, moms get home at four"

I said "Okay, no problem", hella juice from the beat

Smashed on the gas, I see her house down the street

I finally made it, what is this here?

Baby came out the kitchen with a trunk full of quarter beer

I rushed to the niznack time for ***

Like my partner Waldo, E-40 at his best

She was kind of tense, yeah it made sense

I said to myself, "I might have to hit that there fence"

She said, "Let's calm down, we really gotta check it"

"I don't know about you but I'm ready to get butt naked"

She said, "Me too", then I said, "Cool"

Unzipped my pants showed her my **** like a fool

She said, "I'm so hot", touchin' her crotch

Stripped down to nathin' laid on the couch

My **** ain't even in, ******** tinglin'

Give me some more that what the hiefer was mumblin'

"Let's get on the floor", that's what I had to say

She said, "I like it from the back", I said, "The rectum or the crevay"

Ass in the air, I'm about to dig up in her

Went in the crib but thought before I entered

Chlamydia no, I better check that ho

Dug in my ear the wax let me make it clear

The finger that I use, stuck it in the grill

Searched for some cups if it burns its chlamydia

Old day tactic taught by my uncle

If ya gonna have the front hold it tight don't fumble

Armed with the test, not a pain or sting

This I presume that the ***** is kind of clean

Unzip the Trojan, better safe than sorry

Stretched it to fit, told it feel like calamari

Am I makin' love, she said, "No ya not"

"Should I keep it up?", she said, "I'm nuttin' don't stop"

"How does it feel?", She said, "Such a large cock!"

I continue to tax the ***** like H and R Block

Back in forth, forth and back just call me ball

These rug burns got my knees feelin' kind of raw

She's bustin' nuts repeatedly can't be mad at me

I'm lastin' longer than a Duracell battery

To the lessons of clock, got pin and a cock

Got two and a half non-stop and the door ain't locked

I'm out of line like a patient

Went deep into the fallopian tubes, released my frustration

Moms walks in, sniffin' and ****

Actin' like she wanted some of this big ****

She said, "My tits, clit be hard as brick ya aught to try it"

She said, "Move over girl, let me show ya how to ride it"

She started lickin' my **** with much philosophy

I'm feelin' like I won the lottery

From the head to the scrotum gobblin'

She even sucked my toes something slobberin'

Don't even tweak, I'm a nympho ya didn't know

I said, "What sign is you?", she said, "Scorpio ya know"

Oh, so that's what went down with ol' baby right

I thought you heard

I told ya man, the facts been proven man

These sedity hoes be chosen

Like that, why don't ya switch ya partner number man

I wanna see this type of game ya know

Ya know that ain't no problem, I sign off

If I got to, you still got them black jack things

I thought you heard, let's go get twisted or something though

Yeah, you too though, I got that too

Ah, front it man, all them cops glidin'

You know they on that ****, yeah