What's Your Name (If You Want The Part, Earn It)

Fletcher: What's your name?

Andrew: Andrew Neiman, sir.

Fletcher: What year are you?

Andrew: I'm a first year.

Fletcher: Do you know who I am?

Andrew: Yes, sir.

Fletcher: So, you know I'm looking for players?

Andrew: Yes, sir.

Fletcher: Then why did you stop playing?

(continues playing)

Fletcher: Did I ask you to start playing again?

Andrew: S- Uh, sorry, I misunder-

Fletcher: I asked you why you stopped playing, and your version of an answer was to turn into a wind-up monkey...

Andrew: Sorry, I thought-

Fletcher: Show me your rudiments.

Andrew: Yes, sir.

(begins playing paradiddles)

Fletcher: Double time swing.

(begins playing)

Fletcher: No, double time! Double it.

(begins playing faster)

Fletcher: Faster... Faster!

(speeds up)

Fletcher: (starts to leave) Oops-i-daisy. I forgot my jacket.